Hi, this is Maren.

I wanted to tell you about my weekend. My parents decided it would be a good idea to take me along on my mom's confirmation retreat. I thought this sounded like fun at first, because there were going to be 30 junior high kids there and the junior high kids think I am really cute. Also, I got to wear this nice sweater from my Aunt Teresa and Uncle Eric. That was good too. My mom and dad said we were going to stay in a "cottage." That sounded fine to me.

But then we got to the camp, and it turned out that my parents' idea of a "cottage" was not really the same as mine. [Editorial note: Maren's parents were not very excited about this "cottage" either.] I like it to be warm inside. And this cabin was not very warm. To be honest, it was very, very cold. I did not like this. At. All.
I tried to tell my parents that I was not very happy. The way I do this is by waking up every 45 minutes and screaming really loud. I did this all night long, and they still couldn't understand what was wrong! Sometimes they are not very smart.
In the morning, we were all pretty tired. My parents didn't look very good, actually. Usually they are pretty cheerful in the morning, but they had big bags under their eyes and I heard my mom say something about how she wasn't sure she could teach the junior high kids with no sleep. I don't know why. It doesn't seem that hard to me. Besides, I got to take a bunch of naps in the morning, so by the time my mom had some free time in the afternoon, I was ready to play! She wanted to nap. How boring is that? I made sure she stayed awake so we could play.
My dad was playing golf. He said he almost fell asleep on the course. I don't know why.
We went home in the afternoon so I slept just fine that night in my own bed. I'm not sure why my parents didn't understand that I prefer a warm room. But now they know. They really, really know.
Good thing I am cute, they say.

Love,
Maren.