Maren is becoming quite the book-reader these days. (Or, book-eater. Close enough.) Thus, we present Maren's Review of Books:
First, you need to choose a book you would like to eat. I mean, read.
It can be a tough choice sometimes.
I find that books of this size often have a pleasant, minty-fresh aftertaste.
This particular book is one of my favorites. It has a slight hint of banana. (Perhaps because I spit up on it.)
You want to give the book a really good taste. This can take awhile.
I find that Dr. Seuss has a rich bouquet and a full-bodied flavor.
If you are hard up for reading material, a scratch pad will do. It is a bit pulpy, however. "Goodnight Moon" will cleanse your palate.
What, you don't read like this? Don't judge it until you've tried it.
We hope you enjoy your summer reading as much as we are. Mmmmm....books.
